Much more than just the mere sum of their over-the-top
parts, freakshakes truly are milkshakes on steroids and a worldwide trend sugar
lovers can’t seem to get enough of.
By Raul Dias
Riding the crest of everything fashionably foodie and au courant in the world of cuisine,
thanks to its home-grown reality shows like Masterchef
Australia and for its penchant for producing a virtual army of superstar
chefs like Peter Gilmore, Adriano Zumbo and the irrepressible Neil Perry,
Australia is responsible for the genesis of the mega food trend of the freakshake.
Yes, around two years ago, in July 2015 to be more precise, akin to something
straight out of science fiction, a ‘monster’ was created at Pâtissez, a rather
nondescript bakery and café in Canberra.
Soon London fell for its charms with the now-legendary Molly Bakes cafe in
Dalston coming up with totally bonkers versions of the freakshake with
everything from lemon and raspberry tartlets, and honeycomb festooning overflowing
giant milkshake glasses. And just like some sort of 21st Century rara avis, the freakshake went viral,
amassing a cult-like following thanks to social media, given its tremendous
Instagram-worthy appeal.
The
Anatomy of a Freakshake
For the uninitiated, this behemoth of a milkshake truly is the mother of all shakes,
making for some gloriously messy…and not to mention indulgent satisfaction! A monstrous
drink-meets-sundae-meets-dessert, a freakshake gets its name from its rather over-the-top
construction methods and its often outlandishly wacky components that make it
much more than the mere sum of its parts.
Poured into everything from the now passé mason jars to the very on trend beer
mugs, a freakshake is layered with a cornucopia of treats like heavy cream, bits
of cake, pretzels and doughnuts among other confectionary specimens. All this
is then drizzled with lashings of sauce, with a fistful of candies and sprinkles
thrown in for good measure. But hang on, that’s not all. Aforementioned bits of
cake, pretzels and doughnuts find themselves once again taking centre stage as
they are haphazardly glued on—with sugar syrup, frosting, jam or peanut
butter—to the rim and sides of the glass, giving the freakshake its freaky
appearance.
Who’s
The Freakiest of Them All?
Forget
the maxim ‘less is more’, for in the OTT world of the freakshake ‘more is
certainly more’! A couple of months ago, to mark the release of Riverdale season one on DVD, Warner Bros
UK and Maxwell’s Covent Garden in London teamed up to create themed freakshakes
each based on an Archie comic book
character. So, while The Bubblegum Betty freakshake is reflective of Betty’s
bubbly personality and is made from a pink bubble gum thick shake topped with
whipped cream, candy floss, marshmallows, love hearts and rainbow candy, The
Fall from Grace mirrors Veronica’s dark side with an Oreo thick shake,
chocolate sauce, and a whole Oreo cookie sandwich as its components.
However, taking things a bit too far, Heliot Steak House in London is believed
to have recently added a rather bizarre sounding range of slider freakshakes to
their menu. These oddballs include a lobster and avocado slider that sits atop
a passion fruit milkshake and a roasted field mushroom, pepper and courgette
slider, which is paired with a strawberry milkshake. ‘nuff said!
The
Desi Take
Not to be left behind, India too has cottoned on to the freakshake trend
churning out (pun intended!) various iterations, many of which reflecting the
nations obsession with sugar and more so traditional Indian sweets or mithai. The Mithai Freakshake by
Charcoal in Mumbai (see recipe) is
one such example that almost contains a virtual sweet shop in and on it! Made
with kheer, jalebis, motichoor ladoos
and the celebration favourite—gulaab
jamun, this diet-busting freakshake references India to the hilt and is not
one for the faint hearted. “A freakshake is not just a shake but a phenomenon,”
says the Mithai freakshake’s creator, Chef Areez Patel. “This trend is here to
last as it has immense scope of experimentation in India. My strong urge to
give traditional Indian desserts a freaky twist, making them a multi-sensory
delight has resulted in this freakshake that’s a combination of my favourites
from Indian desserts.”
Giving their freakshake a vegan twist by using dairy-free cream, The Sassy
Spoon in Mumbai and Pune pay homage to an American lunch box classic the
peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with their PBJ Vegan Monster Shake (see recipe). “We’ve retained the look
and feel of a freakshake, while making it a little bit healthier and vegan
friendly,” says Mixologist Pranav Mody, who came up with this version that
seeks to go easy on the post-indulgence guilt trip.
But guilty or not, the freakshake phenomenon world-wide is far from done and
dusted with. For we predict, as the saying goes “the best (and most bizarre) is
yet to come!”
India’s Freakiest Freakshakes!
· Ferrero Rocher, Kit Kat and Brownie Points freakshakes at Morello’s, Gurugram
· Banana Nutella, Double Chocolate Fudge, Cadbury Dairy Milk Silk and Vanilla Oreo freakshakes at AMPM Cafe & Bar, Delhi
· Magnum Choco, Nutella Doughnut and Nutella Mars freakshakes at The Fusion Kitchen, Mumbai
· Red Velvet, Blue Cheesecake and Lemon Crumble freakshakes at Three Chicks and A Bear, Mumbai
· Big Bang and Cookie Monster freakshakes at Brik Oven, Bengaluru
· Belgian Chocolate Cupcake freakshake at Guilt Trip, Bengaluru
· Waffle Wagon Freakshake at The Chocolate Heaven, Chennai
· Cookie Monster, Choco Peanut Butter and Banana Caramel freakshakes at Mad Over Freakshakes, Hyderabad
· Mega Brownie KitKat freakshake at Freak Shake Bro, Hyderabad
· Blueberry Cheesecake Deconstructed, Mocha Brownie and Mushy Oreo freakshakes at Velvetiine, Kolkata
· Cotton Candy Berry freakshake at The Street at The Park Hotel, Kolkata
Get Your Freak On
Here are two recipes that show you how to make your very own freakshake at
home.
The
PBJ Vegan Monster Shake
Ingredients:
1 tbsp Strawberry Jam
180 ml Dairy-free Pouring Cream
45 ml Peanut Butter
3/4 Banana
1 tbsp Flax Seeds
Dairy-free Whipped Cream
Melba Toast
Ice Cubes
Method:
1) In a blender add: Strawberry jam, pouring cream, peanut butter, banana, 1/2 tbsp
of flax seeds and 2 cubes of ice and blend.
2) Rim a tall milkshake glass with peanut butter and then add a few flax seeds.
3) Spread some peanut butter on the melba toast.
4) Pour the shake into the glass.
5) Top with whipped cream.
6) Stick the melba toast with peanut butter onto the whipped cream.
7) Put a bit of strawberry jam on top of the whipped cream.
8) Sprinkle a few more flax seeds on top and serve with a candy-striped straw.
--Recipe
courtesy: Pranav Mody, Mixologist from The Sassy Spoon, Mumbai and Pune
Mithai
Freak Shake
Ingredients:
125
gm Poha (flat beaten rice flakes)
375 gm Milk
65 gm Sugar
5 gm Pistachios
3 gm Almonds
A pinch Cardamom Powder
30-40 strands Saffron
9 pcs Mini Gulaab Jamuns
2 pcs Small Crisp Jalebi
4 pcs Motichoor Ladoo
100 gm Whipped Cream
25 gm Milk
5 ml Sugar Syrup
1 small sheet Silver Leaf
Method:
1) For the saffron cream: Whip cream to soft peaks while you heat the 25 gm
milk and put half the saffron in it (around 15 strands). Let it sit for 5 mins.
After cool add to the cream and whip till mixes well. Put in the ref.
2) For the kheer: Soak the poha in water for 5 mins. Boil the milk
in a pan. Reduce flame to low and simmer. Add the soaked poha. Add sugar and stir well until fully dissolved. Switch off the
flame and add cardamom powder. Add 4 gulaab
jamuns and blend it well. Let it cool.
3) To assemble: Take a large beer mug and crush the motichoor ladoo and put it at the bottom of the glass (leave some
for garnish). Put some kheer into it.
Put 4 gulaab jamuns, pressing a few
on the outside of the glass. Pour more kheer
till just below the rim of the glass. Pipe the saffron cream on the top of the
glass to a point. Brush one inch of the outer side of the glass with sugar
syrup. Stick crushed pistachios on
the sugar syrup. Sprinkle motichoor ladoo,
almonds, pistachios and saffron on the cream. Sit the jalebi and gulaab jamun
on top of the cream and cover with silver leaf. Serve with a long spoon.
--Recipe
courtesy: Chef Areez Patel of Charcoal, Mumbai