While clichés may not be bad things, it’s time to rid Paris of its touristy tropes and see it from a whole new perspective by partaking in a few rather outré activities and immersive experiences that will redefine the ‘City of Lights’ for you forever!
By Raul Dias
Almost every trip to Paris comes with an invisible checklist of sights and activities that
requires… nay, demands to be shamelessly ticked off. A photo op with Paris’ number one calling
card—the Eiffel Tower—somehow always tops the charts. While a saunter down the très chic
Champs-Élysées comes in a close second. Oh! And let’s not forget sitting down at a curb-side
café literally inhaling a scrumptious pain au chocolat while washing it down with a café au lait.
And while there is certainly nothing wrong with a bit of clichéd indulgence, it would be
sacrilegious to go to Paris and not take a bite of its outré, rather alternative side. From a tour of
the hallowed Louvre with a stand-up comedian to a personalised perfume creating session, we’ve
curated a list of a few off-the- beaten-path activities that will show you a whole other facet to the
gleaming City of Lights:
Laugh Your Way Through the Louvre
Though the words ‘laugh’ and ‘Louvre’ may seem a tad incongruous when used in the same
sentence, Paris-based stand-up comedian Cedrik makes them work very effectively indeed! The
stand-up comic, known only by his mononym, does a very unique tour called ‘Laugh Your Way
Through the Louvre’ that is a part of the newly launched Airbnb Trips initiative. The two-hour
long tour is a laugh-a- minute riot with Cedrik casting a humorous net over the rather somber
exhibits of the world’s greatest museum. Being an art historian and stand-up comic, he will truly
have you cracking up (pun unintended!) in front of the Mona Lisa and giggling in front of Greek
relics. The tour, that includes the museum’s entry fee, ends with a debriefing session over a
steaming mug of hot chocolate in the museum’s café.
Cost: $91 or Rs.5,416 (approx.) per person
Duration: 2 hours
Contact:
www.airbnb.co.in
Create Your Own Bespoke French Perfume
Le Studio des Parfums is a modest little perfumery that is housed on a quiet street in Le Marais.
You almost don’t see the space, but the arresting aroma of bergamot, rose and lily of the valley is
enough to pull you into this charming perfumery where your olfactory senses will rejoice. Le
Studio des Parfums is that kind of place where you can treat yourself to the luxury of possessing
a personalised French perfume without burning a hole in your purse. The guys here take their
perfumes very seriously and you will see this the moment you meet your personal ‘scent
counselor’, who, after an initiation into the history of scent, will send you off two hours later
with a personalised fragrance composed from a mix of among 150 different notes. They will
even give the perfume a name.
Cost: EUR 140 or Rs.10,833 (approx.) for a 50ml bottle
Duration: 2 hours
Contact: 23, Rue du Bourg Tibourg, 75004 Paris, +33(0)140299084,
info@sdp-paris.com,
www.studiodesparfums-paris.fr
Storm the Eateries of Bastille
As one of Paris’ most trendy areas for eating out, the Bastille is a warren of dive bars and hidden
restaurants that only an insider is privy too. Anto—short for Antonio—is one such person who
takes eating and drinking enthusiasts out on a ‘Storm the Eateries of Bastille’ three-hour tour that
zigzags through Paris’ streets of dives and speakeasies. All this, in the trendy Bastille area, a
short walk away from Le Marais. This restaurant crawl that includes all the food the drink costs
is also a part of the newly launched Airbnb Trips initiative and begins at a scruffy-chic dive bar
called Chez Habibi for drinks and appetizers, stopping at the all red Chinese restaurant Le China
for some lip-smacking cocktails and yummy dimsums. This is followed up with a hearty dinner
of confit duck and roast potatoes at Le Chat Bossu, a traditional French brassier. The crawl
finally ends at Anto’s favourite speakeasy Moonshiner on Rue Sedaine that is a total insider-only
place where you enter from the kitchen doors of a rather nondescript pizza parlour!
Cost: $66 or Rs. 4,000 (approx.) per person
Duration: 3 hours
Contact:
www.airbnb.co.in
Secret Sunday Dinner at Jim Haynes’
Often regarded as Paris’ worst kept secret, the Secret Sunday Dinners at salonista and travel
guide book writer Jim Haynes’ home are the stuff legends are made of. Every week for the past
30 years, he has hosted a Sunday buffet-style dinner at his well-appointed atelier, which used to
be a sculpture studio. People can either call or e-mail him to book a spot. As he gets a large
number of requests, Jim operates on a first-come, first-served basis. That being said, he hosts as
many as 60 people per dinner and often twice that many when the weather is nice and the crowd
can overflow into his manicured garden. The food, each week is prepared by a different friend of
his and can be anything from a Macedonian meal to a traditional Ethiopian messob feast. And
yes, in keeping with serendipity, you won’t be told the theme of the dinner in advance!
Cost: Free
Duration: 3 hours (8pm to 11pm)
Contact: Atelier A-2, 83, Rue de la Tombe Issoire 75014 Paris, +33(0)143271767,
Jim_Haynes@wanadoo.fr,
www.jim-haynes.com
Play Pétanque With The Locals
Making a dramatic comeback and garnering some serious street cred with les BoBos—as the
Parisian hipsters are called—pétanque or boules, the traditional French game of hitting shiny
silvery balls with each other is no longer a game played by beret-sporting old men. Sign up for a
special pétanque training session with the Localers. The two-hour coaching experience will give
you a crash course in the game’s rules, plus practical sessions. It also includes a free drink and a
brief walking tour of the historical Palais Royal area, that’s crammed with inspiring spaces.
‘Bouled’ over yet?
Cost: EUR 55 or Rs.4,076 (approx.) per person
Duration: 2 hours
Contact: +33(0)183649201,
booking@localers.com,
www.localers.com
Hang On! There’s More…
Bed up at Shakespeare and Company: Opened in 1951 by an eccentric American named
George Whitman, this bookstore in Paris’ Rue de la Bûcherie offers up 13 free beds to
sleep in at night that are concealed as book shelves during the day!
Visit the Museum of Vampires: The ghoulish collection of Jacques Sirgent that includes
everything from vampire coffins and killing kits to Hammer Film collectibles and
Dracula toys finds itself in this museum fashioned to look like a graveyard at 14 Rue
Jules David in the middle of the city’s eastern suburb of Les Lilas.
Potter around Gustave Eiffel’s secret apartment: Oh, well! One really can’t seem to
escape the Eiffel Tower after all when in Paris. Located on the third level of the tower,
Eiffel’s private apartment is where you can see the famed phonograph machine that
Thomas Edison had himself gifted to Eiffel among other antiques.
Le Mur des Je t’aime: Also known as the ‘I Love You Wall’, this wall spanning 416
square feet and located at the Jehan-Rictus Square is a tribute to love (well, Paris is the
world’s most romantic city!). Created by artists Frédéric Baron and Claire Kito, the wall
is covered in 612 lava tiles, and features the worlds “I love you” inscribed in 311 different
languages, including all 192 languages of the United Nations.
(An edited version of this article first appeared in the September 2017 issue of Jetwings Domestic in-flight magazine of Jet Airways https://www.jetairways.com/EN/DE/JetExperience/magazines.aspx)